The bloody dentist

As I was writing a letter to my lovely friend Doro in Germany, I had a slip back to my last dentists visit... this is what I wrote her:
'I tell ya, them dentists can take a really long time, and they don´t make the wait pleasurable at all.... you go into their office, smell the nasty plastic and toothpaste smell in their office, have a seat, scrounge throught he many magazines until you finally find one that is somewhat appealing, 'Home Gardening', sit there actually noticing that your nails are growing because your waiting so long. When you finally get into the office, you sit with your mouth open for hours, try to answer the questions that they ask you while they are cleaning your teeth, with no success at all, for if you answer their questions, you either swallow the nasty ass shit they put into your mouth, or just end up mummling some words that do not make any sense, spitting a little on the dentists goggles. Not wanting to be rude, you try to answer, resulting in spitting and swallowing. Finally when you walk out of there your jaw is killing you, you look like your dog (tounge out, drooling, mouth open because jaw is so tired) try to look normal, but look even dumber because as you attempt to make it look like your mouth is closed, you are clenching your entire face looking like a toothless old man. Then you have to book your next appointment, try to set a date, spitting all over the place while trying to make out words but not working because the novicane was too damn strong. finally after you´ve given up and let the lady in the office just set the date and time for the next appointment, you go home, try to drink some coffe, but fail because you just burned your entire mouth and neck, for you forgot you couldn´t feel the burning liquid in your mouth.'
uuuuufffffff..... what you do for healthy teeth... ;) hehe

Yes, the lovely dentist... i think the lovely trip to the manicure and peticure studio will be next on the artinerary :)