Sex Tips

Dadadada..... dadadada......dadadada......dadadada..... that's the pink panther song! woohoo! What a great song! He's pink, he's cudley, he's a man... must be gay. All the good ones are. No i'm just kidding. Just so people out there know, i'm not bitter... just fun talking about the "cosmo problems" that girls are constantly supposed to talk about. Talking about Cosmo, has anyone -or is it just my great knowledge- that the "sex secrets", "sex techniques" and "sex positions" in Cosmo are always the same. You go to the book store in the expectation of buying the new Cosmo with GREAT tips, and da dann da da.... no new tips! Isn't that fraud? They sell you a product which is advertised with new tips and you don't get none. I tell you, if I was a guy, I would sue. And another thing, why is it that all the magazines tell you all these different kinds of things that you can do to pleasure your man, when all you're supposed to do is pleasure yourself. Ah-ha! Now I'm starting to talk like a single gal. That's the way to do it! But understandable, Cosmo is trying to tell women that they can hold on to their men unless they are able to get some new tricks from Cosmo. But COSMO ISN'T GIVING ANY NEW TRICKS! oh, how the world goes round. Another thing, um... oh, i'll just skip it... adios!

Quick post

Just another manic Wednesday. Ah, how I love school. The school life loves me. We go together like milk and cheese. So, I was in Bláa Kanann today, for about 3.5 hours. Definitely trying to kill time. Yep, ate some soup, bread and drank a shit load of coffee... Oh how I can´t wait to go to the States! I´M SO EXCITED, AND I JUST CAN´T HIDE IT! ah... so, I called my cousin´s girlfriend today who I haven´t heard from in forever! She had just taken her daughter to baby swim lessons and it was so great to hear from her! Petra is her name by the way, and isn´t just my cousins girlfriend, but also my friend. Yes, I do have a couple... haha, well i have to go coach, so I better say bye. I just wanted to say that. all right, ciao!

www.skype.com

I score on everybody to visit this site!!! With this "internet phone" that you download, you can talk to people all over the WORLD...(yes my friends, I am lonely)... so DOWNLOAD IT!!! plus, why waist cell phone money if you can call other people on their computers. I tell you, it's fantastic! So, if I haven't explained myself enough, there are prolly directions on the web-page... when you've done that... just call me up, if you see me online... just search for Hildur Sólveig CIAO!!!

waiting waiting waiting :p

Snow snow snow snow snow... It's going away. So, today I was walking to Cafe Karólína and was walking with sara part of the way, and guess what happens... a car drives by and splashes me! NO! yea, believe it or not! YOU MUST BE LIEING! nope, it happened for real. WHAT A JERK OFF! i know, people these days... haha, well, I can´t say i got really wet or dirty (oh how those words go well together in a sentence), actually I only got one drop on me... but I could have gotten dirty! That is the point... :) oh man, my story started out good, but ended shitty, could it be? Hmmm... I do believe so. Well, I´m just sitting in school stalking my teacher. We are supposed to turn in a paper... uh, 3...2...1... now, and my print quota is out, so I sent it to her in an email, and I just want to catch her to tell her that that´s what I did. Hildur did not improvise well enough. (damn you hildur, no sex for a week!) oh what a shame, since I get it 10 times a day... psh! haha! Oh, haha, a woman just walked by and i´m going to tell you of a story from Saturday night. Well, I went to Kaffi Akureyri on Saturday evening and sat at a table with tons of people I know, until I see a woman glance at me. Then I notice that it´s the "president" of the swim club which I am coaching at! That´s when I´m like, "shit! i´m drinking red wine and this lady is here... and I haven´t even said hi yet! I AM SUCK A DICK! how rude can I be?". So, I take another glance, just to be sure that it´s her, ask everybody at the table whether I shouldn´t go say hi, so as not to be rude... then I go and take the long walk to her table. This woman is, just so ya´ll know, in her 30´s.... I pat her on the back, say "hæ! Hvað segiru? -Ég þekki þig ekki - Hvað ert þú ekki í sundinu? -Sundinu? ég hef nú ekki farið í sund í mörg ár! -óh! haha, ég kom að segja hæ því ég hélt ég þekkti þig, en svo þekki ég þig bara ekki neitt, uff... ég hélt ég væri að vera svo dónaleg með því að ekki segja hæ... jæja, þetta er þá ágætt... haha! ok bæ!!!" -In this conversation I basically come to the knowledge that this is not the woman that I think I know... She hasn´t gone to the pool in a lifetime, she doesn´t know me and I make a dumbass of myself. Isn´t that quite normal for me though, Stína? I do believe so. Haha! well, I just got reminded of that story because she just walked by. Hmmm..... where is my teacher... she should be here! 10 minutes late! I could have used those 10 minutes. Has anyone ever wondered why teachers say a certain time which your papers should be handed in, then they don´t even enforce the time... wow, talk about one who is complaining. Dadada... so, I´m going to go coach soon. One of the girls who I am coaching was sure, last week, that I was trying to drown her. Psh, madness. "oh where oh where has my teacher gone..." I really would mind getting the hell out of this place. Oh, my dreds are coming along... I won´t say fine, I´ll just say that they´re coming alone. Oh, you wanna know what´s really sad, there´s a lady standing here whose legs are about the same size as both of mine. Lovely. uup, here comes Gylfi on his super fly bike... helmet, pants clamp, reflection band around his waist... such a character. Haha, well, i´m just going to put a small love letter in her mailbox and tell her that mine is in the form of an email. Well, gonna "get tha hell outta here..." as Tod, Árni´s friend says. WITH LOVE LOVE LOVE HiLdUR sólVeiG

"My Red Rubber Boots" (or is it ball)

Oh how I am loving this snow! It's great... it's still snowing, I want to say that's it's about 1 foot right now. It's funny how different the reaction is here in Iceland about snow then it is in the states. But I mean that is completely normal... we're so used to it here. I tell you... i'm not sure if any sleds are in the stores yet, but once they come in... ya'll know who will be the first customer with the stearable sled... da da da.... ME! yep you heard right, I can just imagine myself, with my red rubber boots, my speed lightning black sleek sled, my woolen sweater which is completely hidden by my ginormous coat... and a little condom looking hat, sitting in a snow bundle with the tip of the condom sticking out. That will be me... those orders better be coming in soon. People here in Akureyri are talkin bout cars, while i'm on my plan to buy a sled and ride it down the hill to get to school. It's so much more convenient. I swear, I'm a three year old. That must be why this girl was talking to me at the pool and showing me how she could me a mermaid, ballerina and a butterfly... I though we were supposed to get older when we got to university... sad sad misunderstanding. :) I sit here up in the dinning hall, all by myself... drinking my coffee... god how I love love love love love coffee.... I seriously do not know what I would do without it. Mmmm.... well my red rubber boots are calling for some cooling down... better go battle the world of Ice.. Ciao!

QUEEN NAG

Oh my oh my oh my! what a busy weekend I had! Ah, but it was a good and nice one... yea baby, all because of you. Now how would that be if I wrote my blog always in the style of a love letter? I could love you, kiss you, hug you, miss you. Oh my love, my life.... YEA RIGHT! I think I would have to shoot myself first before I go into the sensitive vulnerable stage. Egh! Well, that tells you how my love life is going... lack of love life that is. But the thing is, I don't understand all these love songs... call me relationship scared, but why would you want a person who you have to build your life around. I think my selfish life is the way to go. I don't have to tell anyone where i'm going, who i'm with.... and you know what?... it's not all that bad. Toni Braxton must have the wrong idea about being alone, because all it is is just freedom. Freedom to do whatever the hell you like. It's great. On to more important things... What I can not stand... First of all, what the hell is the deal with RUDE people?? Do they not know that they are not cool, not making the world any easier and just straight up SUCK? I swear, I'm starting to think that people think it's actually cool. Oh how they have misunderstood. Oh and reduculouse.... what's up with that? Why can it not be spelled that way? It makes much more sense than ridiculous... the english language... ussss! What else? hmmm, WHINERS! What is the sense in whining about every damn thing? There is no point... you can not change the world so just don't try it! Things will not always go the way you want it to, and to sit here and nag about every damn thing just will not help.... plus, people would probably much rather hear happy things, music or poetry rather than... ugh the weather, ugh my toe, ugh my nose, blah blah blah. Now i'm not saying that I don't whine, quite insidentaly i do it a lot, and I sure hope my friends slap me in the face if it gets to be too much. AAHHH.... Much better... Well how about I tell ya'll about what's happening here... it's snowing. We are living in igloos and I walk around in my flashy red rubber boots like some 3 year old kid. It's lovely. I like it a lot! At least at the moment... it's so peaceful. Oh something sad, I heard "Haleluja" today in Cafe Carolina, and I swear, I haven't heard it in a while and it just made me tear up... it reminded me so of Davíð, bless his soul. I won't talk about it. Um, people I really miss... LEAH, ABBY, ANNA MY LOVELY HOMEBOY KRULLU CHRIS, KRISTOFER AND STÍNA. awww, hugs and kisses to you guys from me. Ah, well i have to stop writing... I´m getting carried away. Cheers and don´t worry, i´ll try not to get lost in the madness of weather here in Akureyri. Kiss kiss Oh my the way, if someone knows how to put pictures on the internet please tell me... like how i can get it on a link off my blog. Aight nokka´s peace!

Sprellmótið

All right, the Sprellmót was on Friday... so damn fun!!! Because I am in the party committee... skemmtinefnd... I was one of the person "in charge" of what was going on the whole day. It started at 13:30... that is when all the departments in the university went to the "downtown Akureyri" and had a cheering competition... who could get craziest, loudest and most rediculouse. Reki was wearing red and pulled a "siminn" commercial and laid down in the middle of the torg, the Nurses (Braveheart) started killing Reki with their swords and axes. Stafnbúi, the fish committee :), wore blue and did not cheer at all... well they did have a blow up doll (1 point), the teachers (Magister) were Grýlurnar... with their trash bag dresses and bows made of alluminum foil. Kumpani (sociology and legal department) dressed up as rediculouse exercisers. I have to admit, I thought Kumpani was the best... since there is no bias, right? Haha, yea, when we got to the gym where the competition went on, the madness began. What kind of madness you may ask yourself? oh, that of the greatest kind!!!! We started with live fussball, then plastic wrap... where a group of people were wound together with plastic wrap and made run across the gym, drink a beer, and run back. This great game was of my grand creation. Then there was relay called "skota hlaup" or "shot run" where the team had to run 1/2 way across the gym, take 1 shot of Jagermeister, run to the other end, run 10 times around a pole, run back dizzy to the other end, crawl between the legs of the next component for him to go. I will tell you that I got a fuckin Jager shower!!! during this event. It was crazy! People were so competative! Haha, then there was the Limbo, which we all know is just gumby, the Tug of War... reipitog, and the eating competition... which was straight up nasty! We had fishpudding, Fiskibúðíng, which was covered with green food coloring... and believe you me, it was not a single puney can, it was a huge one! You icelanders must know what i´m talking about... americans, it´s like maybe bigger than a Campbell´s family size can of soup. HUGE! along with this, they had to drink 1 beer. Oh the beautiful Lager! This was the final competition, and after that, everyone was pushed out and I got to cleaning. woohoo! When the night falls... I will love you.... Yea right, that evening there was a singing competition... one contestant from each department. And guess who was up on the stage introducing, making jokes and lookin cute? YOU GOT IT... HILDUR!!! oh, you who guessed wrong suck. Well, I was there on stage introducing with my friend Sólveig, and by the end of the night... I just had to scratch that annoying itch... AND SANG "I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE" by The Darkness. Ah ha! The greatest thing of all was that I know maybe 2 lines in the song... and æ æ æ. It was great though. The band Douglas Wilson www.dw.is played and they were great. I score on you to go see their homepage. Great times, oh, I partied like crazy with my cousin Egil! This was like the 2nd time I meet him and he´s just crazy fun!!! I was kinda a loner that night though... but i thought it was fine. Oh by the way, my feet were killing me like crazy! I have never been in such pain because of some damn shoes my entire life... oh but I love them!
da..dadadada..dadadada.dada.dadadadadadadadadada
I wanna dadadadadada
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I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE...
OOOOOOO-UUUHHHHHH HÆJA!
kv. Hildur Sólveig