Sex Tips

Dadadada..... dadadada......dadadada......dadadada..... that's the pink panther song! woohoo! What a great song! He's pink, he's cudley, he's a man... must be gay. All the good ones are. No i'm just kidding. Just so people out there know, i'm not bitter... just fun talking about the "cosmo problems" that girls are constantly supposed to talk about. Talking about Cosmo, has anyone -or is it just my great knowledge- that the "sex secrets", "sex techniques" and "sex positions" in Cosmo are always the same. You go to the book store in the expectation of buying the new Cosmo with GREAT tips, and da dann da da.... no new tips! Isn't that fraud? They sell you a product which is advertised with new tips and you don't get none. I tell you, if I was a guy, I would sue. And another thing, why is it that all the magazines tell you all these different kinds of things that you can do to pleasure your man, when all you're supposed to do is pleasure yourself. Ah-ha! Now I'm starting to talk like a single gal. That's the way to do it! But understandable, Cosmo is trying to tell women that they can hold on to their men unless they are able to get some new tricks from Cosmo. But COSMO ISN'T GIVING ANY NEW TRICKS! oh, how the world goes round. Another thing, um... oh, i'll just skip it... adios!